Saturday, August 14, 2010

"Everything POPS with Pringles!"

A week ago, The Monitor noted that Sam Dean ditched his signature song, "Servant of the People" for the Stevie Wonder/Barack Obama "Signed, Sealed, Delivered."(click here) Now, he has decided to get rid of all the Pringles in his cupboards!

We have learned that Sam Dean has parted ways with his campaign manager, James "Jim" Pringle. In an exclusive statement released to The Monitor, Pringle confirmed that he initiated the split because he and Mr. Dean's handlers "shared different views on the direction the campaign should take in the final weeks before the election."

There is no word on who has been tapped to replace Pringle; however, given his speed and agility Chester Cheetos (click here) should be given strong consideration. We promise, Concerned Prince Georgians will not monitor this situation closely.

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